Official Biscuit Incident Reports
Maintaining Law & Order...
One Tiny Criminal at a Time.
Every day, Biscuit finds a new and creative way to test Mr. Baby's patience. These are the official case files documenting the zoomies, snack thefts, suspicious behavior, and household disturbances. All reports have been reviewed by Chief Biscuit Supervisor, Mr. Baby.
Latest Case File
Status: OPEN
Primary Charge: Unauthorized 3:07 AM Zoomies
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